5 Harapan Cyber Corp.

Information Survey


The purpose of this survey is to collect information about yourself. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you so that you'll always keep in touch with your members in 5 Harapan 1997. For example where you are, what you're doin, problems which you face in life, advise to your members, plans, lost and found and etc. So make sure you update your information.

Donations to the 5 Harapan non-profitable Cyber Company are very much welcomed. Donations will be used to expand our site and to go out and enjoy ourself like yam char, party, lepak and etc.

Any suggestions are also very much welcomed. The purpose of this survey is to collect information from you about something. Rubbish, junk, nonsense are also welcomed to be posted up here.

For a list of do's and don'ts please read the agreement page. All members must obey the rules or get kick on the butt by the administrator (SECT).

Advise on computer products, questions and etc can be posted on the 5 Harapan Bulletin Board. As the administrator of the 5 Harapan Site, I welcome all to be a member.

Membership fee are as follows

1 Year = 1 Maggi Goreng + teh tarik a the nearest mamak™ outlet

2 Years = A donation of RM 10 for a party (at mamak™ stall)

If you introduce more members to our 5 Harapan Cyber Site, you are entitled to buy computer parts/accessories at a discount of 0.00% of the normal price and get free entrance to the toilet of SECT's house which would cost 50¢ at normal a price. You also get a free class of how to save toilet paper and use only a small piece of paper to clean yourself after a shit in the toilet.

The purpose of this survey is to collect rubbish/junk/etc from you about something/anything.

This survey is divided into the following sections:

Fill out the information in each section as requested. Then at the end of the form supply your name and contact information, and submit the form. You will receive a confirmation message from us shortly.


Name:

SECTION A -- Classified

Just fill this Survey for your own benefit Thank You. All information must be valid and true

  1. Who do you admire?



  2. How many hours of do you spend with your admirer/partner/date/wife/husband/GF/BF per week:

    None 1-5 hours 5-10 hours 10-20 hours More than 20 hours

  3. We would like to send you some rubbish. What is your mailing address?
    Name     
    Street   
    City     
    Nickname 
    State    
    Telephone 
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SECTION B -- Personal

You must be sincere and tell nothing but the truth although this survey sucks

  1. How would you rate this survey?

    Bad Poor Fair Good Excellent

  2. What is your favorite color?



  3. Select the subject areas you are most interested in:

    Biology
    Chemistry
    Mathematics
    Physics
    Add Mathematics

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SECTION C -- Product Support

This survey might be rubbish but it is not recommended to fill this survey with rubbish

  1. Which of our products do you currently own?
    Wife       Girlfriend E-mail     Printer
    Husband    Gayfriend  Long Hair  Scanner
    Boyfriend  A computer PSS tie    None
    
  2. Please enter any additional imformation about your whereabouts:



  3. Select a month from the following list, which shows 6 elements at a time:

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FORM SUBMISSION

Thank you for taking the time to answer the questions in our survey.

This imformation will be used to improve our company. It will be used to inform the other members of your status. We will also explain what benefits you receive from helping us in this way.... later

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SECT.
Copyright © 1998 5 Harapan. All rights reserved.
Revised: March 08, 1998.